February 2010
Chillin...
D’Angelo – 1,000 Deaths (Audio) →
Lupe Fiasco x Trae Tha Truth (Video) →
Foreign Exchange – Daykeeper Live (Video) →
2010 Grammy Winners →
50 Cent – Crack A Bottle Live (Video) →
Nas – Hate Me Now Live (Video) →
January 2010
Trey Songz x Drake x Fabolous (Video) →
Paul Wall – Smoke Weed Everyday f. Devin the Dude →
Raekwon Talks New Album, Tour & Video (Video) →
Jay Electronica x The Roots x Mos Def (Video) →
Cassidy – Mic Please f. Jag →
Styles P – Born In These Streets x Hoody Season →
Lakers vs Celtics →
Pill & Yelawolf Live in Atlanta (Video) →
Unlikely Heroes, Element & Promise – Road Trip →
Lil Wayne x Drake x Eminem →
Big Sean – Supa Dupa Lemonade [CDQ] →
Lauryn Hill & Julian Marley – Turn the Lights Down... →
Drake & Timbaland – Say Something Live (Video) →
Lloyd Banks – The Bottom [Tags] →
Raheem DeVaughn – The Love & War Masterpiece... →
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Game x TMZ (Video) →
Joell Ortiz – Exhibit H(aiti) →
Johnny Spanish – Shining (rmx) f. Nappy Roots... →
Cassidy – Apply Pressure 2 Promo (Video) →
LuGuz – May I Rock →
“You never have to chase love. If your love is real it will always be there to...”
– Ural J.
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Grandma don't Know what "head" means.
Kid: Grandma, you gonna give us some head like you said earlier today?
Grandma: Ya damn right I'ma give ya some head and if you don't stop askin me about it, I'ma come in there and give it to ya right now!!!
“Elmo, Elmo tapped that ass…hahahaha”
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Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's fucked.
Seth: No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
Kid: Pussy!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.
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Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?
Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Fogell: Fuck you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
Zion-I – Bird’s Eye View x Freestyle (Video) →
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Dream On...
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